What not to say on the red carpet

I almost forgot about this cringe-worthy interview; or maybe I didn't forget, maybe I just tried to block it out of my mind.  Here's Megan Fox with her brilliant red carpet interview:

http://vids.eonline.com/services/link/bcpid396519019/bctid6892837001

Believe me, check it out... it is so sad/funny.